Author: Guilliean Pacheco

  • The back half of 2024 and the first half of 2025 have been quite the journey for me. That’s my best friend It’s been almost a year since my best friend Arika passed away in July 2024. We’ve had our ups and downs as best friends do. But she was always there when I needed…

  • Well, well, well, we meet again. You may be wondering about the unnaturally long hiatus and why I was gone with nary a goodbye. The grief remains raw, but my father, the OG superhero of my life, passed away in April of 2022, the year I recorded this brief minisode. Sometimes it feels like I’ve…

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  • The first time I had a transformative bowl of killer ramen was the day after my first date with my boyfriend. Being American, all I knew was Maruchan; however, my genetic disposition for heart disease put the swift kibosh on that. But at its core, I knew ramen was soup. I was raised on soups…

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  • News Flash: ‘The nation of Effra has announced that they will now be using pigs as money’ The Eastern European nation of Effra has announced the passing of legislation to use pigs as their national currency. When asked, farmer Bashkim Karafil wholeheartedly agreed with the government’s decision. Our British correspondent Brian Jones reports, “We do…

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  • The fried chicken clucked in Mr. Jackson’s stomach as he strode away from his forever home. He got five doors down before the day’s heat shot through his ragged trainers. His mind tumbled towards one of his favorite memories: his military career. His last duty station was Nellis. He and Mrs. Jackson decided to remain…

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